"Hello"
"Hi mom. You need to come and get me from school."
"Are you OK? Did you get hurt?"
"No, I was late to class again and I got a detention."
"Why were you late?"
"I had gym first and my legs were tired."
"Why do I need to come and get you?"
"These rules are stupid."
"I'm sorry that the rules are so crazy but I'm not coming to get you."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
"Don't you love me Ma?"
"Yes, that's why I'm NOT coming to get you."


It is OFFICIAL. I have become my mother.